It’s official: Grant Hancox, Bournemouth Rugby Club’s captain, and all-around rugby maestro, has reached a jaw-dropping milestone by scoring 2000 points for the club. That’s right—2000 points! Most of us struggle to remember where we left our car keys, but Grant seems to have no trouble keeping track of penalties, conversions, and tries.
This monumental achievement comes on the heels of Hancox earning his 200th cap for the club, solidifying his legendary status among the Bournemouth faithful. To put his career in context: if points were pints, Grant would have just bought the entire bar several times over. And judging by his performance, Bournemouth fans would happily toast him all night long.
From Midlands Mud to Dorset Dynamo
Grant’s rugby journey began at the tender age of seven in the Midlands, where he likely learned to fend off defenders and muddy knees in equal measure. Fast forward to 2014, when he packed his boots, moved to Dorset, and made his debut for Bournemouth’s senior squad at the age of 23. Initially a full-back, Grant soon found his true calling as a fly-half, where he’s been orchestrating rugby magic ever since.
Hancox’s influence has been nothing short of transformative. From leading Bournemouth to a record-smashing title in the South West Premier league in the 2018/19 season to delivering a dramatic, last-second penalty kick to secure a 33-32 win over Winchester last October, Hancox has made a habit of clutch performances. In short, he’s the kind of guy you’d trust to defuse a bomb with two seconds left on the clock.
2000 Points? That’s a Lot of Whistle Blowing
Scoring 2000 points is no small feat—it’s a marathon of talent, determination, and a fair bit of magic dust. Penalties, conversions, tries… you name it, Grant’s done it. His precision with the boot could give a Swiss watchmaker a run for their money, and his game-management skills would make even the shrewdest chess grandmasters envious.
Of course, this season has been particularly sweet for Hancox and his team. Bournemouth Rugby Club is riding high on a 13-match winning streak in the Regional Two South Central league, and Grant’s contributions have been pivotal. Whether he’s slicing through defences or slotting penalties with the accuracy of a guided missile, Hancox has been the heart and soul of the team’s resurgence.
A Leader On and Off the Pitch
Grant isn’t just a points machine—he’s a leader in every sense of the word. His calm demeanour, sharp decision-making, and knack for inspiring his teammates have made him an indispensable part of Bournemouth Rugby’s success. And even a recent shoulder injury hasn’t stopped him. In fact, it seems to have only added to his aura of indestructibility. (We’re starting to suspect he might be Robo-Cop.)
Looking Ahead
As Bournemouth sets its sights on potential promotion, Hancox remains as focused as ever. But for now, fans are revelling in his incredible 2000-point milestone. It’s not every day a player achieves such a feat—let alone one who also happens to be celebrating a decade of dedication to the club.
So, here’s to you, Grant: the man who kicks like a mule, thinks like a tactician, and leads like a champion. Bournemouth Rugby is lucky to have you—and if you keep this up, they might just have to rename the club after you. “Grantmouth Rugby,” anyone? Too soon?